Eating Sam's Grape

MIA: People love what other people are passionate about. SEBASTIAN: Not in my experience. ———— SEBASTIAN: Maybe you liked me more when I was a failure because it made you feel better about yourself. ————- MIA: Maybe I’m one of those people who’s always wanted to do it but never had a chance. It’s a pipe dream. Maybe it’s like you said. Maybe I need to grow up. I can go back to school. I can find something else that I’m supposed to do. I left school to give it a shot, and it didn’t work out, and it took six years, and I don’t want to do it anymore. SEBASTIAN: Why? MIA: Why what? SEBASTIAN: Why don’t you want to do it anymore? MIA: …Because it hurts a little bit too much. Sebastian shakes his head. Nope. Won’t accept this. ————– SEBASTIAN: When you get this – you’ve got to give it everything you’ve got. It’s your dream. MIA: What are you going to do? SEBASTIAN I’ve got to follow my own plan. Stay here. Get my own thing going. You know…

“Well, everyone’s a coward about something, you know?” Staff Sergeant William James: "No. It was shaky. It was out of focus, buddy." Beckham: "What, you want donkey porn?" Staff Sergeant William James: "It’s crap." Beckham: "Girls on dog? Gay sex, man? Anything you want, you get. I hook you up, man.” The inexperienced, unfortunate doctor: “You know, this doesn’t have to be a bad time in your life. Going to war is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. It could be fun.” “The older you get, the fewer things you really love, and by the time you get to my age, maybe it’s only one or two things. With me, I think it’s one.” This movie was almost perfect except for the last annoying action scene.

“If you encounter any problems you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children, that usually helps. A lot” “Don’t cry, you should thank me, Elizabeth, now you have a limp and would be more like your father” “No. I can live alone, she cannot… I like sitting in the room. Relaxes me. Calms me. I like it a lot. I can definitely live on my own.” “Can I see your certificate please?” “What blood type are you?”

Jim: "This ship is going to go. I have to beat it." Aurora: "No! You die, I die!” Gag

“We’re in the market for a gangster pet”

“No one can make us leave this house” “We’re not dead!”