Eating Sam's Grape

“Well, everyone’s a coward about something, you know?” Staff Sergeant William James: "No. It was shaky. It was out of focus, buddy." Beckham: "What, you want donkey porn?" Staff Sergeant William James: "It’s crap." Beckham: "Girls on dog? Gay sex, man? Anything you want, you get. I hook you up, man.” The inexperienced, unfortunate doctor: “You know, this doesn’t have to be a bad time in your life. Going to war is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. It could be fun.” “The older you get, the fewer things you really love, and by the time you get to my age, maybe it’s only one or two things. With me, I think it’s one.” This movie was almost perfect except for the last annoying action scene.

“We’re in the market for a gangster pet”

“No one can make us leave this house” “We’re not dead!”

“I accept your apology.” “Come on!” “Santa Claus!”